*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
Some kid in my college just said most women can’t lift a 100 pound box over their head to nodding agreement from the mostly male-dominated class.
Women on Tumblr, can you please prove this guy wrong because I’m really pissed.
lets show this asshole
MOST women can’t lol he’s right tho
Don’t worry! Feminism and ignorance will lift the boxes for them!
HAHAHAH hahahahah basically 😂👌
"Being a cast member is hard. Guests can be rude, ungrateful, and will scream at me for caring about their child’s safety. But I live for the moments when a guest thanks me for doing my job sincerely. It’s those moments that remind me why I work at Disney"
Fencing, Scottish style
I laugh every time I see this.
Scotty VS Sulu
I was once told by a studio that I needed to make my look more cosmopolitan, that I needed to create a persona. I looked at them and said, ‘You just told me I wasn’t good enough to be myself. And that is not OK.
Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—
- Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.
- Steve loves apple cake.